Zac Sirens #10

My old friend Zac Sirens keeps threatening to pay me another visit. I’ve been keeping myself busy hoping he’d forget about me but he’s there, lurking, waiting to catch me off guard. Our last proper encounter was last year when the bastard put me in hospital. Not nice. Months of torture from Zac and then it all came to a head and i ended up on my back on a hospital bed being smeared with freezing cold goo in the semi-darkness.

I’m sure he thought it was funny. Fucking beast.

Turns out it was all a prank. Zac sent me there for nothing. He’s funny like that. I’d like to kill him. I have actually seen a few people about having him bumped off but it didn’t really amount to much, i suppose i didn’t have much faith in their talents. Besides which Zac is far too slippery for the likes of them, they’ll never nail him. No, the only person that can kill Zac is me. I tried drugging him to death once but it didn’t work. Didn’t even touch him.

He’s a slippery customer and he’s also a shape-shifter which doesn’t help. One minute he can be one thing and the next something else entirely. It’s very annoying having someone like that in your life you know.

I think we all have a Zac in our lives. (Yes …even you).