Posts Tagged ‘funny’

How fooking adorable! Not sure what breed of dog this is, looks a bit like a Chihuahua crossed with a Jack Russell?

(Not sure who wrote this but it’s very clever!)

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
– that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe ‘Go to hell.’

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Then try this fabulous site called www.zedge.net. It’s free (i can’t get over people pay a fortune to these rip-off subscription thingies)! and you can download to your pc or straight to your phone. They have some brilliant ringtones! There’s also wallpapers and themes for certain phone models. Alternatively you can browse their mobile site straight from your phone/iPod here @ http://m.zedge.net and download stuff straight to your device. Very cool.

If you are a fan of those fabulous funny cat pictures (LOL cats) then you must go here! http://icanhascheezburger.com/